[DEER] Deerly Beloved

[sinnabon]

deerlyBeloved: rosemarysbaby Don't let the late-teens look fool you, this wide-eyed Bambi is an actual infant, and a walking supernatural nuke easily bribed by affirmation, belonging, and Star Wars. He now knows what dating is. Still bad at it.

( jack kline | 2 (two) | male | who the fuck even knows )

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[sinnabon]

So age can be weird, but not complicated?

[ he's taking notes. ]

[acidwashjeans]

No. Yes.


That fact that you're even asking that is the weird part, okay?

[sinnabon]

I think it's a lot weirder for you than it is for me.


When I was born, a lot of people wanted to kill me or steal me. My mother said it'd be too dangerous for me to be a baby.

So, I grew up. [ tadaaaaa. ]

[acidwashjeans]

[ .......................... ]

You aren't crazy, right?

[sinnabon]

I don't think so.

How do you tell?

[acidwashjeans]

[ ........ a good question ]

God, you really are like one year old.

[sinnabon]

And eight days.

[ the eight days are important, ok? like how half an inch is important to short people. ]

[acidwashjeans]

The eight days aren't important.

[sinnabon]

You can learn a lot in eight days.

I figured how to use the internet in four. Watched all of Clone Wars in six. And I learned how to open a gate to Hell in three hours.

[ and he still can't tie his fucking shoes. ]

[acidwashjeans]

A gate to what now?

[sinnabon]

Don't worry, I closed it.

So what does the star mean? This one.

[acidwashjeans]

No. You said you opened a gate to hell.


What the actual fuck?

[sinnabon]

I did, for a minute or two. I thought I was saving people.

But I was also four days old at the time.

[acidwashjeans]

Okay.

Be straight with me. No lies.


What are you?

[sinnabon]

I

don't know if I'm allowed to tell you that.




Hold on.

[ he needs to get one of his dads' permission for this, okay, the rules about when they lie and when they don't are really weird and he still doesn't get them. ]

[acidwashjeans]

What, you need a permission slip from your mom?

[sinnabon]

[ we're going to pretend he's texting while climbing stairs, because sam's player is asleep right now, thx. ]

Dad, or, one of them.

Sometimes we have to lie to people, usually to keep them from learning that things like ghosts and monsters and demons are real. But it seems like everyone here already knows that.

[acidwashjeans]

[ more than one dad


does this kid have gay dads???? steve has so many questions ]


Most people don't know monsters are real, I guess.
I know they are, I fought a couple of them back home.

Are you one of those? Like a monster?

[sinnabon]

[ my dude, it is worse than that. there are three of them, two of them are brothers, one of them is an alien. angel-alien, but mostly alien.

somehow, somehow, there have been two whole 23 episode long seasons worth of canonically referring to them as his three dads and no one has made the gay joke yet. welcome to spn, steven, the questions never stop.




as for this very legitimately troubling question he has just been asked, though, the wave of blunt oversharing actually stops for two seconds, and all steve gets, after a lengthy pause in transmissions, is: ]

I don't know.

[acidwashjeans]

You mean you don't know what you are?

It's kind of easy to know if you're a monster. Do you want to murder everyone you don't like?

[sinnabon]

I know what I am. I don't know if it makes me a monster.

[ when he gets to the top of the stairs, jack pauses, turns, and sits there at the top step, reading over the text and thinking on it. it'll be another several minutes before an answer comes through. ]



No.


But people around me get hurt. Some die.

Good people.

[acidwashjeans]

[ So he knows what he is but he doesn't know what that makes him.
Steve isn't smart enough to figure that one out.

But he knows this guy doesn't seem like a jerk. Just confused, maybe. ]


Yeah but, that's life right? Shit happens to people and you can't always stop it.

[sinnabon]

They get hurt because of me.


I can't always stop me.

[acidwashjeans]

I'm really going to need something else here, because all this vague ominous stuff really isn't helping

[sinnabon]

[ now that sam's given him the okay to say it, he can actually stop being vague about it - ]

Nephilim. My mother was human, my father was an angel.

I was born with powers, but I don't know how to control most of them.