[DEER] Deerly Beloved

[sinnabon]

deerlyBeloved: rosemarysbaby Don't let the late-teens look fool you, this wide-eyed Bambi is an actual infant, and a walking supernatural nuke easily bribed by affirmation, belonging, and Star Wars. He now knows what dating is. Still bad at it.

( jack kline | 2 (two) | male | who the fuck even knows )

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[acidwashjeans]

Like hell you're one.

[sinnabon]

Of course not. If I were one I'd be a baby, and that'd be ridiculous.

[ HAHAHA wait, what is this?

give him a second to inspect where this message came from and what it says and not just dive straight into "WHAT'S A GHOST, GHOSTS AREN'T REAL, HAHAHA, I'M NOT SUSPICIOUS".


well darn. ]

Oh.


Yeah, I'm one.

It's complicated.

[acidwashjeans]

Age really isn't that complicated. You're born. Every time a year goes by, you get another year.

You look like, what? Sixteen?

[sinnabon]

Okay.

I was born a year and eight days ago.

Most people assume I'm a teenager.

[acidwashjeans]

But you can't actually be that old. Babies can't type.

[sinnabon]

But I am that old. And I can type.

I can reach the top of the refrigerator too.


Does that make it complicated?

[acidwashjeans]

That makes it weird, okay.

[sinnabon]

So age can be weird, but not complicated?

[ he's taking notes. ]

[acidwashjeans]

No. Yes.


That fact that you're even asking that is the weird part, okay?

[sinnabon]

I think it's a lot weirder for you than it is for me.


When I was born, a lot of people wanted to kill me or steal me. My mother said it'd be too dangerous for me to be a baby.

So, I grew up. [ tadaaaaa. ]

[acidwashjeans]

[ .......................... ]

You aren't crazy, right?

[sinnabon]

I don't think so.

How do you tell?

[acidwashjeans]

[ ........ a good question ]

God, you really are like one year old.

hahahahahahaa down to clown / un: whorelock

[hedon]

LORDT

[sinnabon]

[ he's confused. what just happened? he still doesn't know what these buttons are for. ]

Hello?

[hedon]

From one supernatural nuke to the other.
Hello.

It says you're two, am I right to assume you were no less born than willed into existence?
Don't worry- however rare, it's still a thing.

[sinnabon]

Oh. Hi!
That's not exactly a good thing to be around here, though. Sorry.

No, no, I was actually born
I just grew up really fast.
Were you talking about a Tulpa?

ahhahahaha

[hedon]

No. I wasn't.

If I can be so bold. What ARE you? I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

[sinnabon]

Oh.
I don't think I know anything else that gets willed into existence.

I'm half-angel and half-human.
What are we showing each other exactly?

[hedon]

A nephilim then.
Are you familiar with the clave? The runes?

It's a metaphor.
I'm not really interested in showing anything. Not yet.

[sinnabon]

Yes! You know about them?
I don't know anything about a clave, but I've read about Norse runes. Is that what you mean?

Sorry, I don't always get common phrases and things.

[hedon]

No, so then it would seem that whatever realm you're from doesn't intercede with mine.

Nephlims withheld.

[sinnabon]

there arent really nephilims in my world
not plural
its just me

but if you know about them, do you think you could tell me what you know?
there isnt really much lore left for us to go on

[hedon]

I don't mind telling you what I know.
I'd much rather do it in person, however.

[sinnabon]

[ this is the part where jack's stranger danger alarm should be going off. but jack is a fool. ]

okay, i can meet you somewhere.
what neighborhood do you live in?